雙語小故事：兩個蠢到哭的笨賊

Two stupid robbers這是兩個把人蠢哭的賊

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”

The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊!”第一個尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時候了，還這么迷信!”