高中英語語法對話練習《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英雙譯18素材
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《阿凡達》的人物在潘多拉性交時
Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora
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會連接雙方的馬尾辮
可以推測
they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails
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馬尾辮類似于他們的生殖器
are like their junk.
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那又怎樣
Yeah... so?
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他們騎馬或騎鳥的時候
So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds,
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也會用到馬尾辮
they also use their ponytails.
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你到底想說什么
What's your point?
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也就是說
如果我是馬或者鳥
My point is, if I were a horse or a bird,
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我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身邊會相當緊張
I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.
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你對虛構情節如此著迷 實在讓我費解
It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details
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現實世界中還有很多 重要的事等著你呢
when there are more important things in the real world to worry about.
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比如
威廉·夏特納怎么沒出演 新的《星際迷航》電影
For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?
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謝爾頓 我剛走過行政辦公室時
Hey, Sheldon. I was up in the administration office,
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無意中聽到了 今年大學科學獎
and I happened to overhear the name of the winner
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得獎人的名字
of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.
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你又想趁機打擊我
And you want to rub my nose in the fact
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我的成就又被無視了吧
that my contributions are being overlooked again?
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我就是理論物理界的威廉·夏特納
I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.
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好吧
我配合你
All right, I'll play.
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他們今年選了哪個 自以為是 狂妄自大的騙子
What self-important, preening fraud are they honoring this year?
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我真高興你這么問
那個人就是你
Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
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-我得獎了
-你得獎了
- I won?
- You won.
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我得獎啦
I won!
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太讓我感到意外了
This is astonishing.
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不是意外得了獎
沒人比我更有資格
Not that I won the award-- no one deserves it more.
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其實
我說錯了 根本不意外
得獎是意料中的事
Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing; more like inevitable.
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我不知道該先做什么 要不先通知我媽
I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother.
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我知道啦
做個自訪 然后放到網上去
Wait! I know-- I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.
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真替他高興
Well, good for him.
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對
理論物理界的威廉·夏特納
Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner
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最需要的就是自我膨脹
of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
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生活大爆炸
第三季第十八集
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那支長矛逼真得 就像要直接穿過咱的頭啊
Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull?
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才怪
No.
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你不買7-11的Slurpee[飲料名] 就沒眼鏡戴
Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.
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肯定又是打給我道賀的
Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me.
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請靜音
Uh, mute, please.
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等等
火焰箭呢
Wait, wait. Hang on-- flaming arrow.
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喂
Hello?
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莫頓校長
你好
Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir?
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對
我在等你的電話 三年前就開始了
Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.
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我明白
I see.
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等等
如果我不想做演講呢
Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech?
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嗯
Uh-huh.
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如果我不想放棄獎項呢
And if I don't want to forfeit the award?
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好
您現在是箭在弦上
不得不發
Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.
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好吧
All right.
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謝謝
Thank you.
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有狀況
Problem.
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咋了
What?
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他們要我在宴會上做演講
They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.
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我不會做演講
I can't give a speech.
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不
你弄錯了 你一直都滔滔不絕
Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time.
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你是不會閉嘴
What you can't do is shut up.
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看電影前
Yeah, before the movie,
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你說了20分鐘為啥鱷梨醬變棕色了
you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown.
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你說話的時候
它就變棕色了
It turned brown while you were talking.
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我在小群體面前能自如講話
I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups.
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但沒法在大群體面前演講
I cannot speak to large crowds.
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你的大群體怎么定義
What, to you, is a large crowd?
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大到能把我踩死的那種
Any group big enough to trample me to death.
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按經驗估計是36個成人或70個兒童
General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.
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謝爾頓
恭喜恭喜
Sheldon, congratulations.
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從店里給你帶了芝士蛋糕
Brought you a cheesecake from work.
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這是給你慶祝得獎的
You know, 'cause of your award,
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不是因為小工對著它打了噴嚏
not because a busboy sneezed on it.
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-我不接受獎項了
-為什么
- I'm not accepting the award.
- Why not?
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因為偉大的謝爾頓居然會怯場
Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright.
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那也沒有理由退出啊
That's no reason to back out.
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我以前在高中時 得了個很大的獎
You know, I once got a pretty big honor in high school,
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而我很怕面對一大群人
and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd,
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但我挺過來了
知道嗎
but I went through with it, and you know what?
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作為玉米皇后團的成員之一
The world looked pretty darn good
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坐在福特F150后面放的干草堆上
sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F-150
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那是相當的風光啊
as a member of the Corn Queen's court.
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謝謝
Thank you.
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我會牢記在心的
Yeah, I'll bear that in mind
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如果我被提名鄉巴佬和平獎的話
if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
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謝爾頓
你小題大做了
Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.
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是嗎
Am I?
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我給你們講個故事
Let me tell you a story.
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咱現在就需要70個兒童
Where's 70 children when you need them?
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我14歲時以Summa cum laude的成績從大學畢業
I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.
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Summa cum laude在拉丁語里是指最高榮譽
"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."
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你要是能跳過 沒人問的東西就好了
I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.
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我要在畢業典禮上做致詞
I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.
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我到現在還記得當時
Even now, I can remember that moment
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我走上講臺
看著人群
when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.
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臺下數以千計的人
There must have been thousands of people.
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